Friday, December 2, 2011

FO: Demented Cat

Is Nightmare Before Christmas your favorite movie?
Did you play American McGee's Alice with ferver?
Are you a fan of all things creepy?
Then you will love Demented Cat.
There are many uses for Demented Cat:
He makes an excellent dog toy.
You can put snippings of your least favorite cat's hair inside him and use him as a Voodoo Cat.
You can give him to a young child to instill a fear of felines early in life.
He is an excellent child-repellent.
You can place him on your porch to frighten real cats. (and everyone else)
Makes a unique gift for the goth kid in your life



Demented Cat has many features, including:
-ugliness
-crooked head
-stubby tail
-backwards leg
-bad knitting
-unseemly seaming
-lopsided smile
-genuine creepiness
-very ugly eyes
-an almost ascot

Fiber content/allergy information
-80% acrylic, 20% wool
-polyester filling
-felt feet, mouth and eyes
-mohair ears
-Demented Cat is a cat, so please do not purchase if you have a cat allergy


Here are some close-ups of some of Demented Cat's features:
Backwards Leg
Unseemly Seaming
All this and more!
You know you want Demented Cat. Order now!
Demented Cat is 19.99 plus shipping and handling.

2 comments:

  1. I must be too old to relate to the movie, don't believe I've ever seen it and have never heard of the game; but your kittie is cute!

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  2. I literally LMAO at your post... that is hilarious and I love your demented kitty. I can answer yes to all your questions (did you know there is a second Alice game, btw?) and giggled at the creative demented kitty uses.
    You made my day ;)

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