Did you play American McGee's Alice with ferver?
Are you a fan of all things creepy?
Then you will love Demented Cat.
He makes an excellent dog toy.
You can put snippings of your least favorite cat's hair inside him and use him as a Voodoo Cat.
You can give him to a young child to instill a fear of felines early in life.
He is an excellent child-repellent.
You can place him on your porch to frighten real cats. (and everyone else)
Makes a unique gift for the goth kid in your life
Demented Cat has many features, including:
-ugliness
-crooked head
-stubby tail
-backwards leg
-bad knitting
-unseemly seaming
-lopsided smile
-genuine creepiness
-very ugly eyes
-an almost ascot
Fiber content/allergy information
-80% acrylic, 20% wool
-polyester filling
-felt feet, mouth and eyes
-mohair ears
-Demented Cat is a cat, so please do not purchase if you have a cat allergy
Here are some close-ups of some of Demented Cat's features:
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| Backwards Leg |
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| Unseemly Seaming |
You know you want Demented Cat. Order now!
Demented Cat is 19.99 plus shipping and handling.
I must be too old to relate to the movie, don't believe I've ever seen it and have never heard of the game; but your kittie is cute!
ReplyDeleteI literally LMAO at your post... that is hilarious and I love your demented kitty. I can answer yes to all your questions (did you know there is a second Alice game, btw?) and giggled at the creative demented kitty uses.
ReplyDeleteYou made my day ;)